As an exclusive member of C’est La Vie Theater, you are invited to this week’s extraordinary private lap dance events.

The most sensuous ladies in New York City will be waiting for you:

Wednesday,  – 7 pm to 2 am, and  Thursday, – 7 pm to 2 am

“This week all members who arrive between 7-10 pm will get one free

Dance when you buy at least two from the seductive lady of your choice.” With ticket!

 “Also  arrive between 7-10 pm get 2 for 1 drink special”

“Members are invited to partake in our new “private rooms,” where you can dance with the lady of your choice for half hour for $240 ( a substantial discount over $20 a dance), in an ambiance that is luxurious and more intimate.”


 “Members are invited to get to know” :):           


–  A French Model who studies dance at a well-known studio in Manhattan.  She is 5’3″, 26 years old, with measurements of 34″C-23″-35″.  

She appears in fashion magazines and on runways on a regular basis, and she says she loves dancing sensuously for gentlemen, as the dances really bring out her personality.

–  From Alabama, a 19 year old blonde at a statuesque 5’4″ in bare feet; think “playboy model, but cuter.”  She’s 32″C-22″-34, and was captain of her high school cheerleading squad.   She’s in college, where she studies Acting.   She regularly stands out at celebrity and beautiful people parties at hot clubs all over the city.  She adores conversing with guys of all ages and walks of life, and her ebullient personality is only overtaken by her seductive movements as a lap dancer.

–  An erotic dancer at strip clubs in Florida and California.  She’s says she’s 26+, but you’d never know it by her look – short blonde hair, with a voluptuous body that will make you quiver when she dances for you; think Kate Upton as a hotter girl next door. She’s says she’s in NYC to “seduce men and enjoy the City.”  She’s into new age practices, and after a few dances from her you’ll be under her spell.  

Beautiful girls, great conversation, intimate lap dances in a sensuous ambiance.

Titillating encounters with women specially selected for attractiveness

and personality, stressing their charm, physical attributes, and comfort being

barely dressed. 

– We cater to Professional Gentlemen of means who want to enjoy the sexiest

women in New York’s most intimate lounge experience.  And you must

be a member to be admitted.

As always, members receive discounted admission of $20 (off the regular $40) when advertised, as well as lap dances for $20 per song.  


And you know our policies – no drugs, no solicitation for prostitution, and dress must be neat with decorum – management reserves the right to deny admission to anyone not properly dressed, severely inebriated or misbehaved.


C’est La Vie Theater is the most exclusive private lap dance event in New York.  We specially select our ladies based upon attractiveness, personality and comfort dancing while disrobed.  Whether you’re just having a conversation, or sensuous lap dances, you will be entranced with the experience, and will want to keep coming back…


Password given weekly   (EVELYN) from this Post

Tell door person that you are here for a private party at the C’est La Vie Theatre, and display the invitation on your Smartphone or in print, or show your VIP Member card OR USE: PASSWORD

EARLY BIRD SPECIAL (All Nights): Reduced half-price admission of $20 per person, Before 10 pm



Reduced half-price admission of $20 per person for groups of 4 or more arriving together.

RSVPs suggested for groups of 8 or more: Email to infoclv16@gmail.com or call or text our:

VIP line 

For membership information, apply at CLVNY.COM; for general questions,

email to infoclv16@gmail.com                                 


Only $20 per full-length song.


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